Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Red Hot Chili Peppers..........Under the Bridge




Sometimes I feel


Like I dont have a partner

Sometimes I feel

Like my only friend

Is the city I live in

The city of angel

Lonely as I am

Together we cry



I drive on her streets

cause shes my companion

I walk through her hills

cause she knows who I am

She sees my good deeds

And she kisses me windy

I never worry

Now that is a lie



I dont ever want to feel

Like I did that day

Take me to the place I love

Take me all the way



Its hard to believe

That theres nobody out there

Its hard to believe

That Im all alone

At least I have her love

The city she loves me

Lonely as I am

Together we cry



I dont ever want to feel

Like I did that day

Take me to the place I love

Take me all the way



Under the bridge downtown

Is where I drew some blood

Under the bridge downtown

I could not get enough

Under the bridge downtown

Forgot about my love

Under the bridge downtown

I gave my life away

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Reposting...Please help Timmy

Help out Timmy!




Hi Everyone! We got this email about Timmy from our friends at I Have Cat - check it out!



I'm hoping you and your humans can help Tiny Timmy through the amazing network of animal lovers you are tapped into.



Tiny Timmy is a kitty that was was hurt by chemicals/pesticides in grocery store flea and tick medicines. He is improving though he has massive neurological problems. This email is a plea to you to PLEASE send an email to ask that people vote for Timmy in the Bissell MVP pet contest for this week. If he is #1 this week (voting ends tomorrow) he will be in the running for the grand prize - - lots o money that his parents (humans who saved his life) will donate ALL HIS PRIZE MONEY to raise awareness of the dangers associated with non-vet approved over the counter flea and tick remedies. http://mvp.bissell.com/mvp_PetDetail.aspx?id=8590065704

He was #1 for a short while but has now fallen to 3rd place behind 2 doggies and i have exhausted my personal contacts. Hoping you can help out. THANK YOU and i really hope to hear from you!

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Law of the Garbage Truck

Law of the Garbage Truck




One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us. My taxi driver slammed on his brakes, skidded, and missed the other car by just inches! The driver of the other car whipped his head around and started yelling at us. My taxi driver just smiled and waved at the guy. And I mean, he was really friendly. So I asked, 'Why did you just do that? This guy almost ruined your car and sent us to the hospital!' This is when my taxi driver taught me what I now call, 'The Law of the Garbage Truck.'



He explained that many people are like garbage trucks. They run around full of garbage, full of frustration, full of anger, and full of disappointment. As their garbage piles up, they need a place to dump it and sometimes they'll dump it on you. Don't take it personally. Just smile, wave, wish them well, and move on. Don't take their garbage and spread it to other people at work, at home, or on the streets.





The bottom line is that successful people do not let garbage trucks take over their day. Life's too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so...Love the people who treat you right. Pray for the ones who don't.





Life is ten percent what you make it and ninety percent how you take it!



Have a blessed, garbage-free day.

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Happy Birthday Natasha

Today is my eldest daughter Natasha's 23rd Birthday.
My birthday gift to you is love and hope,
cherishing the gift of life and love that I was given 23 years ago.
Have a wonderful day with magic dust and I hope the following years
bring you all your hearts desires,
I love you
Have a great Day.

Training your Human

Training Your Human



Training your human is a thankless task.
"Why bother with it?", some kittens may ask.
The fate of the world is the issue at hand,
as felines worldwide stake a claim for their land.
Make no bones about it, we cats own the joint.
We spray in the corners to drive home the point.

Some say the meek shall inherit the Earth,
But they've no fangs or claws, for what that's worth.
The cat is the ultimate species, you see,
We're poised to usurp man's authority.
These silly old humans who cannot play nice!
We cats are peaceful, we hate only mice.

Just what does training your human entail?
A host of fun things you must do without fail:
The sofas and rugs need a little makeover.
The La-Z-Boy's target for kitty takeover.
Then sleep on clean towels placed in the guest bath.
And make their best clothing a target of wrath.

Tear down those new drapes with a quick forceful tug.
Then tatter the pile of the new Berber rug.
And when they are sleeping, you block off their nose,
paw at their lower lip, chew on their toes.
Strut on the mantle. If they give any flack,
knock down their trophies and all bric-a-brac.

Shed on mom's new velvet black evening gown,
as she's headed out for a night on the town.
If they leave you home all alone for the night,
(Any human doing this can't be all that bright),
They're telling you by leaving, it's perfectly all right,
To totally redecorate 'til dawn's early light.
Knock over tables and chew up the fern.
Hurry, go faster! Soon, they'll return...

When they try to punish, you mustn't show concern.
(All attempts of discipline a pussycat should spurn.)
A snide flick of tail will convey no remorse,
but they will try harder to scold you, of course!
So, hide in the closet until they forget,
and then launch out just like an F-14 jet.

Tear up their ankle, their forearm, their hand,
then when they've had all the pain they can stand,
dart from the room while they call 9-1-1,
and celebrate victory: The felines have won!
To humans, however, the battle's begun,
as they steep in their anger and wish for a gun.

Pathetic and lumbering and clumsy to boot,
My friend, human dominance is really a hoot.
Take charge in your home. It's destiny, meow.
(The verses above have already told how.)
So sleep for an hour, and then grab some chow,
And then train your human, beginning right now.

...Author Unknown

Friday, February 19, 2010

Thursday, February 18, 2010